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author | fox <[email protected]> | 2021-08-18 07:51:19 +0300 |
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committer | fox <[email protected]> | 2021-08-18 07:51:19 +0300 |
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Merge pull request 'pull latest readability-php via composer' (#42) from niehztog/tt-rss:update-readability into master
Reviewed-on: https://git.tt-rss.org/fox/tt-rss/pulls/42
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If you’re anything like me, hearing the word “literally” used incorrectly causes a little piece of your soul to whither and die. Of course I do not mean that literally, I mean that figuratively. An abuser would have said: “Every time a person uses that word, a piece of my soul literally withers and dies.” Which is terribly, horribly wrong.</p><p id="104a" name="104a">For whatever bizarre reason, people feel the need to use literally as a sort of verbal crutch. They use it to emphasize a point, which is silly because they’re already using an analogy or a metaphor to illustrate said point. For example: “Ugh, I literally tore the house apart looking for my remote control!” No, you literally did not tear apart your house, because it’s still standing. If you’d just told me you “tore your house apart” searching for your remote, I would’ve understood what you meant. No need to add “literally” to the sentence.</p><p id="c2c0" name="c2c0">Maybe I should define literally.</p><blockquote id="b239" name="b239">Literally means actually. When you say something literally happened, you’re describing the scene or situation as it actually happened.</blockquote><p id="a8fd" name="a8fd">So you should only use literally when you mean it. It should not be used in hyperbole. Example: “That was so funny I literally cried.” Which is possible. Some things are funny enough to elicit tears. Note the example stops with “literally cried.” You cannot <em>literally cry your eyes out</em>. The joke wasn’t so funny your eyes popped out of their sockets.</p><h4 id="165a" name="165a">When in Doubt, Leave it Out</h4><p id="e434" name="e434">“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” means you’re hungry. You don’t need to say “I’m so hungry I could literally eat a horse.” Because you can’t do that in one sitting, I don’t care how big your stomach is.</p><p id="d88f" name="d88f">“That play was so funny I laughed my head off,” illustrates the play was amusing. You don’t need to say you literally laughed your head off, because then your head would be on the ground and you wouldn’t be able to speak, much less laugh.</p><p id="4bab" name="4bab">“I drove so fast my car was flying,” we get your point: you were speeding. But your car is never going fast enough to fly, so don’t say your car was literally flying.</p><h4 id="f2f0" name="f2f0">Insecurities?</h4><p id="1bd7" name="1bd7">Maybe no one believed a story you told as a child, and you felt the need to prove that it actually happened. <em>No really, mom, I literally climbed the tree. </em>In efforts to prove truth, you used literally to describe something real, however outlandish it seemed. Whatever the reason, now your overuse of literally has become a habit.</p><h4 id="d7c1" name="d7c1">Hard Habit to Break?</h4><p id="714b" name="714b">Abusing literally isn’t as bad a smoking, but it’s still an unhealthy habit (I mean that figuratively). Help is required in order to break it.</p><p id="f929" name="f929">This is my version of an intervention for literally abusers. I’m not sure how else to do it other than in writing. I know this makes me sound like a know-it-all, and I accept that. But there’s no excuse other than blatant ignorance to misuse the word “literally.” So just stop it.</p><p id="fd19" name="fd19">Don’t say “Courtney, this post is so snobbish it literally burned up my computer.” Because nothing is that snobbish that it causes computers to combust. Or: “Courtney, your head is so big it literally cannot get through the door.” Because it can, unless it’s one of those tiny doors from <em>Alice in Wonderland</em> and I need to eat a mushroom to make my whole body smaller.</p><h4 id="fe12" name="fe12">No One’s Perfect</h4><p id="7ff8" name="7ff8">And I’m not saying I am. I’m trying to restore meaning to a word that’s lost meaning. I’m standing up for literally. It’s a good word when used correctly. People are butchering it and destroying it every day (figuratively speaking) and the massacre needs to stop. Just as there’s a coalition of people against the use of certain fonts (like <a data-href="http://bancomicsans.com/main/?page_id=2" href="http://bancomicsans.com/main/?page_id=2" rel="nofollow">Comic Sans</a> and <a data-href="https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=14448723154" href="https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=14448723154" rel="nofollow">Papyrus</a>), so should there be a coalition of people against the abuse of literally.</p><h4 id="049e" name="049e">Saying it to Irritate?</h4><p id="9381" name="9381">Do you misuse the word “literally” just to annoy your know-it-all or grammar police friends/acquaintances/total strangers? If so, why? Doing so would be like me going outside when it’s freezing, wearing nothing but a pair of shorts and t-shirt in hopes of making you cold by just looking at me. Who suffers more?</p><h4 id="3e52" name="3e52">Graphical Representation</h4><p id="b57e" name="b57e">Matthew Inman of “The Oatmeal” wrote a comic about literally. Abusers and defenders alike <a data-href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally" href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally" rel="nofollow">should check it out</a>. It’s clear this whole craze about literally is driving a lot of us nuts. You literally abusers are killing off pieces of our souls. You must be stopped, or the world will be lost to meaninglessness forever. Figuratively speaking.</p></div></div></section>
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Are you sure you want to share it?<button class="button button--chromeless" data-action="ignore-share-drawer-warning">Yes, show me sharing options</button></div><div class="metabar-drawerContent"><h4 class="metabar-drawerTitle">On Behalf of “Literally”</h4><ul class="list"><li><button class="button button--chromeless" data-action="share-on-twitter" data-action-value="429fab868ca8" data-action-source="metabar_mobile"><span class="icon icon--twitter"></span> Share on Twitter</button></li><li><button class="button button--chromeless" data-action="share-on-facebook" data-action-value="429fab868ca8" data-action-source="metabar_mobile"><span class="icon icon--facebook"></span> Share on Facebook</button></li><li><button class="button button--chromeless" data-action="share-by-email" data-action-value="429fab868ca8" data-action-source="metabar_mobile"><span class="icon icon--email"></span> Share by email</button></li></ul></div></div></div></div><div class="logo-container"></div><article class="u-sizeViewHeightMin100 postArticle postArticle--full is-languageTier1" lang="en" data-allow-notes="true"><section class="postWrapper postWrapper--contain"><div class="postWrapper-inner"><div class="postContent"><div class="postContent-inner"><div class="notesSource"><div class="postField postField--body"><section name="d9f8" class=" section--first"><div class="section-divider layoutSingleColumn"><hr class="section-divider"/></div><div class="section-content"><div class="section-inner layoutSingleColumn"><figure name="4924" id="4924" class="graf--figure graf--first"><div class="aspectRatioPlaceholder is-locked" style="max-width: 700px; max-height: 474px;"><div class="aspect-ratio-fill" style="padding-bottom: 67.7%;"></div><img class="graf-image" data-image-id="1*eR_J8DurqygbhrwDg-WPnQ.png" data-width="1891" data-height="1280" data-action="zoom" data-action-value="1*eR_J8DurqygbhrwDg-WPnQ.png" src="https://d262ilb51hltx0.cloudfront.net/max/1600/1*eR_J8DurqygbhrwDg-WPnQ.png"/></div><figcaption class="imageCaption">Words need defenders.</figcaption></figure><h3 name="b098" id="b098" class="graf--h3">On Behalf of “Literally”</h3><p name="1a73" id="1a73" class="graf--p">You either are a “literally” abuser or know of one. If you’re anything like me, hearing the word “literally” used incorrectly causes a little piece of your soul to whither and die. Of course I do not mean that literally, I mean that figuratively. An abuser would have said: “Every time a person uses that word, a piece of my soul literally withers and dies.” Which is terribly, horribly wrong.</p><p name="104a" id="104a" class="graf--p">For whatever bizarre reason, people feel the need to use literally as a sort of verbal crutch. They use it to emphasize a point, which is silly because they’re already using an analogy or a metaphor to illustrate said point. For example: “Ugh, I literally tore the house apart looking for my remote control!” No, you literally did not tear apart your house, because it’s still standing. If you’d just told me you “tore your house apart” searching for your remote, I would’ve understood what you meant. No need to add “literally” to the sentence.</p><p name="c2c0" id="c2c0" class="graf--p">Maybe I should define literally.</p><blockquote name="b239" id="b239" class="graf--pullquote pullquote">Literally means actually. When you say something literally happened, you’re describing the scene or situation as it actually happened.</blockquote><p name="a8fd" id="a8fd" class="graf--p">So you should only use literally when you mean it. It should not be used in hyperbole. Example: “That was so funny I literally cried.” Which is possible. Some things are funny enough to elicit tears. Note the example stops with “literally cried.” You cannot <em class="markup--em markup--p-em">literally cry your eyes out</em>. The joke wasn’t so funny your eyes popped out of their sockets.</p><h4 name="165a" id="165a" class="graf--h4">When in Doubt, Leave it Out</h4><p name="e434" id="e434" class="graf--p graf--startsWithDoubleQuote">“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” means you’re hungry. You don’t need to say “I’m so hungry I could literally eat a horse.” Because you can’t do that in one sitting, I don’t care how big your stomach is.</p><p name="d88f" id="d88f" class="graf--p graf--startsWithDoubleQuote">“That play was so funny I laughed my head off,” illustrates the play was amusing. You don’t need to say you literally laughed your head off, because then your head would be on the ground and you wouldn’t be able to speak, much less laugh.</p><p name="4bab" id="4bab" class="graf--p graf--startsWithDoubleQuote">“I drove so fast my car was flying,” we get your point: you were speeding. But your car is never going fast enough to fly, so don’t say your car was literally flying.</p><h4 name="f2f0" id="f2f0" class="graf--h4">Insecurities?</h4><p name="1bd7" id="1bd7" class="graf--p">Maybe no one believed a story you told as a child, and you felt the need to prove that it actually happened. <em class="markup--em markup--p-em">No really, mom, I literally climbed the tree. </em>In efforts to prove truth, you used literally to describe something real, however outlandish it seemed. Whatever the reason, now your overuse of literally has become a habit.</p><h4 name="d7c1" id="d7c1" class="graf--h4">Hard Habit to Break?</h4><p name="714b" id="714b" class="graf--p">Abusing literally isn’t as bad a smoking, but it’s still an unhealthy habit (I mean that figuratively). Help is required in order to break it.</p><p name="f929" id="f929" class="graf--p">This is my version of an intervention for literally abusers. I’m not sure how else to do it other than in writing. I know this makes me sound like a know-it-all, and I accept that. But there’s no excuse other than blatant ignorance to misuse the word “literally.” So just stop it.</p><p name="fd19" id="fd19" class="graf--p">Don’t say “Courtney, this post is so snobbish it literally burned up my computer.” Because nothing is that snobbish that it causes computers to combust. Or: “Courtney, your head is so big it literally cannot get through the door.” Because it can, unless it’s one of those tiny doors from <em class="markup--em markup--p-em">Alice in Wonderland</em> and I need to eat a mushroom to make my whole body smaller.</p><h4 name="fe12" id="fe12" class="graf--h4">No One’s Perfect</h4><p name="7ff8" id="7ff8" class="graf--p">And I’m not saying I am. I’m trying to restore meaning to a word that’s lost meaning. I’m standing up for literally. It’s a good word when used correctly. People are butchering it and destroying it every day (figuratively speaking) and the massacre needs to stop. Just as there’s a coalition of people against the use of certain fonts (like <a href="http://bancomicsans.com/main/?page_id=2" data-href="http://bancomicsans.com/main/?page_id=2" class="markup--anchor markup--p-anchor" rel="nofollow">Comic Sans</a> and <a href="https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=14448723154" data-href="https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=14448723154" class="markup--anchor markup--p-anchor" rel="nofollow">Papyrus</a>), so should there be a coalition of people against the abuse of literally.</p><h4 name="049e" id="049e" class="graf--h4">Saying it to Irritate?</h4><p name="9381" id="9381" class="graf--p">Do you misuse the word “literally” just to annoy your know-it-all or grammar police friends/acquaintances/total strangers? If so, why? Doing so would be like me going outside when it’s freezing, wearing nothing but a pair of shorts and t-shirt in hopes of making you cold by just looking at me. Who suffers more?</p><h4 name="3e52" id="3e52" class="graf--h4">Graphical Representation</h4><p name="b57e" id="b57e" class="graf--p graf--last">Matthew Inman of “The Oatmeal” wrote a comic about literally. Abusers and defenders alike <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally" data-href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally" class="markup--anchor markup--p-anchor" rel="nofollow">should check it out</a>. It’s clear this whole craze about literally is driving a lot of us nuts. You literally abusers are killing off pieces of our souls. You must be stopped, or the world will be lost to meaninglessness forever. Figuratively speaking.</p></div></div></section><section name="5c31" class=" section--last"><div class="section-divider layoutSingleColumn"><hr class="section-divider"/></div><div class="section-content"><div class="section-inner layoutSingleColumn"><p name="15d8" id="15d8" class="graf--p graf--first graf--last"><em class="markup--em markup--p-em">Originally published at </em><a href="http://www.courtneykirchoff.com/2011/11/on-behalf-of-literally/" data-href="http://www.courtneykirchoff.com/2011/11/on-behalf-of-literally/" class="markup--anchor markup--p-anchor" rel="nofollow"><em class="markup--em markup--p-em">www.courtneykirchoff.com</em></a><em class="markup--em markup--p-em"> on November 18, 2011. Sadly this solo post did not stop the abuse of literally. Help the word out. 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If you’re anything like me, hearing the word “literally” used incorrectly causes a little piece of your soul to whither and die. Of course I do not mean that literally, I mean that figuratively. An abuser would have said: “Every time a person uses that word, a piece of my soul literally withers and dies.” Which is terribly, horribly wrong.","markups":[]},{"name":"104a","type":1,"text":"For whatever bizarre reason, people feel the need to use literally as a sort of verbal crutch. They use it to emphasize a point, which is silly because they’re already using an analogy or a metaphor to illustrate said point. For example: “Ugh, I literally tore the house apart looking for my remote control!” No, you literally did not tear apart your house, because it’s still standing. If you’d just told me you “tore your house apart” searching for your remote, I would’ve understood what you meant. No need to add “literally” to the sentence.","markups":[]},{"name":"c2c0","type":1,"text":"Maybe I should define literally.","markups":[]},{"name":"b239","type":7,"text":"Literally means actually. When you say something literally happened, you’re describing the scene or situation as it actually happened.","markups":[]},{"name":"a8fd","type":1,"text":"So you should only use literally when you mean it. It should not be used in hyperbole. Example: “That was so funny I literally cried.” Which is possible. Some things are funny enough to elicit tears. Note the example stops with “literally cried.” You cannot literally cry your eyes out. The joke wasn’t so funny your eyes popped out of their sockets.","markups":[{"type":2,"start":258,"end":285}]},{"name":"165a","type":13,"text":"When in Doubt, Leave it Out","markups":[]},{"name":"e434","type":1,"text":"“I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” means you’re hungry. You don’t need to say “I’m so hungry I could literally eat a horse.” Because you can’t do that in one sitting, I don’t care how big your stomach is.","markups":[]},{"name":"d88f","type":1,"text":"“That play was so funny I laughed my head off,” illustrates the play was amusing. You don’t need to say you literally laughed your head off, because then your head would be on the ground and you wouldn’t be able to speak, much less laugh.","markups":[]},{"name":"4bab","type":1,"text":"“I drove so fast my car was flying,” we get your point: you were speeding. But your car is never going fast enough to fly, so don’t say your car was literally flying.","markups":[]},{"name":"f2f0","type":13,"text":"Insecurities?","markups":[]},{"name":"1bd7","type":1,"text":"Maybe no one believed a story you told as a child, and you felt the need to prove that it actually happened. No really, mom, I literally climbed the tree. In efforts to prove truth, you used literally to describe something real, however outlandish it seemed. Whatever the reason, now your overuse of literally has become a habit.","markups":[{"type":2,"start":109,"end":155}]},{"name":"d7c1","type":13,"text":"Hard Habit to Break?","markups":[]},{"name":"714b","type":1,"text":"Abusing literally isn’t as bad a smoking, but it’s still an unhealthy habit (I mean that figuratively). Help is required in order to break it.","markups":[]},{"name":"f929","type":1,"text":"This is my version of an intervention for literally abusers. I’m not sure how else to do it other than in writing. I know this makes me sound like a know-it-all, and I accept that. But there’s no excuse other than blatant ignorance to misuse the word “literally.” So just stop it.","markups":[]},{"name":"fd19","type":1,"text":"Don’t say “Courtney, this post is so snobbish it literally burned up my computer.” Because nothing is that snobbish that it causes computers to combust. Or: “Courtney, your head is so big it literally cannot get through the door.” Because it can, unless it’s one of those tiny doors from Alice in Wonderland and I need to eat a mushroom to make my whole body smaller.","markups":[{"type":2,"start":288,"end":307}]},{"name":"fe12","type":13,"text":"No One’s Perfect","markups":[]},{"name":"7ff8","type":1,"text":"And I’m not saying I am. I’m trying to restore meaning to a word that’s lost meaning. I’m standing up for literally. It’s a good word when used correctly. People are butchering it and destroying it every day (figuratively speaking) and the massacre needs to stop. Just as there’s a coalition of people against the use of certain fonts (like Comic Sans and Papyrus), so should there be a coalition of people against the abuse of literally.","markups":[{"type":3,"start":341,"end":351,"href":"http://bancomicsans.com/main/?page_id=2","title":"","rel":"","anchorType":0},{"type":3,"start":356,"end":363,"href":"https://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=14448723154","title":"","rel":"","anchorType":0}]},{"name":"049e","type":13,"text":"Saying it to Irritate?","markups":[]},{"name":"9381","type":1,"text":"Do you misuse the word “literally” just to annoy your know-it-all or grammar police friends/acquaintances/total strangers? If so, why? Doing so would be like me going outside when it’s freezing, wearing nothing but a pair of shorts and t-shirt in hopes of making you cold by just looking at me. Who suffers more?","markups":[]},{"name":"3e52","type":13,"text":"Graphical Representation","markups":[]},{"name":"b57e","type":1,"text":"Matthew Inman of “The Oatmeal” wrote a comic about literally. Abusers and defenders alike should check it out. It’s clear this whole craze about literally is driving a lot of us nuts. You literally abusers are killing off pieces of our souls. You must be stopped, or the world will be lost to meaninglessness forever. Figuratively speaking.","markups":[{"type":3,"start":90,"end":109,"href":"http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally","title":"","rel":"","anchorType":0}]},{"name":"15d8","type":1,"text":"Originally published at www.courtneykirchoff.com on November 18, 2011. Sadly this solo post did not stop the abuse of literally. Help the word out. 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